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AND she looks just like Mo Farah! pic.twitter.com/cNotSF8HwS

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) April 22, 2018

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— Viz Comic (@vizcomic) April 22, 2018

Bike lanes only look empty because they are efficient.
This stretch in Copenhagen actually conveys 8 times as many people on bikes compared to cars – still it's mostly cars wee see.

vid @andersprebenpic.twitter.com/Du3JqYhU1F

— XXI Century City (@urbanthoughts11) April 20, 2018

A royal baby born on St. George’s Day? Great plot. Shakespeare must think it’s his birthday.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) April 23, 2018

Kate Middleton has given birth to a baby boy on #StGeorgesDay.
Crossing everything that they call him The Dragon.#RoyalBaby

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) April 23, 2018

He’s thinking about it folks… @BBCSimonMcCoy #RoyalBaby pic.twitter.com/CI1IqUAXeP

— Felicity Baker (@Felicity_Baker) April 23, 2018

Prince Harry just got demoted again. #royalbaby

— David Walliams HQ (@davidwalliams) April 23, 2018

You. Cannot. Do. Both. Stories. For. The. Love. Of. pic.twitter.com/jNhxwcUi1V

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) April 23, 2018

Duke of Cambridge arrives at hospital with Prince George & Princess Charlotte following birth of their baby brother https://t.co/lGZ2YAK7um #royalbaby pic.twitter.com/PKt5yS5da2

— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) April 23, 2018

Smart of Will and Kate to choose a name with a hashtag, to help the new Prince's social media prospects. pic.twitter.com/wHlPoTvtsw

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) April 23, 2018

Whilst we're doing Royal name speculation, here's your occasional reminder that Prince William used to refer to the Queen as 'Gary'. pic.twitter.com/jQh2wOaz22

— Fergus Butler-Gallie (@_F_B_G_) April 23, 2018

Barack and I are thrilled to congratulate The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge on their newest arrival! We hope to meet him soon for a Kensington Palace pajama party. I’ll wear my robe! pic.twitter.com/9zR7M049HR

— Michelle Obama (@MichelleObama) April 23, 2018

"Thanks for the baby, Superman!" pic.twitter.com/kgrM9Xrvyt

— Andrew R (@ExcelPope) April 23, 2018

When your child is born on St George's Day, but you've already named one child George…#royalbaby pic.twitter.com/qkuBxE7MFD

— Jo and Sparky (@joandsparky) April 23, 2018

If he’s learned to speak so young, and have developed opinions on family policy, he probably deserves to be higher up than fifth in line. https://t.co/gjYLjuBZAc

— Steve Taylor (He/Him) (@danophile) April 24, 2018

Alan Turing, the father of computer science, chained his mug to a radiator to stop anyone else at work from using it.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 23, 2018

This is the time of year where we’re always dressed for yesterday’s weather.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) April 24, 2018

I’ve watched this over and over again trying to see another possible interpretation for what’s going on. There isn’t one. She actually steps away from him. https://t.co/b60uECyTdz

— Jay Foreman (@jayforeman) April 25, 2018

Callum Hawkins has called for a change to marathon rules after his collapse at the Commonwealth Games.https://t.co/zDB6rWJxBx pic.twitter.com/ofYvIodADR

— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) April 23, 2018

Everything I do when I'm not, but with slightly hairier legs.

— Oonagh (@Okeating) April 25, 2018

A classic of the "people who want out of the EU complaining about the consequences of leaving the EU" genre pic.twitter.com/4xVLxwNN8o

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) April 26, 2018

Tory MP Adam Holloway says people sleeping on the streets have it “a lot more comfortable than the Army on exercise.”
Mr Holloway would you agree to be interviewed for five minutes on the subject on live TV, by one of the many homeless people who used to be in the Army?

— Tom London (@TomLondon6) April 25, 2018

Prior to the mid-19th century, the standard practice when selling goods was to haggle for the best price. Quakers thought it was immoral to charge different prices for the same product, so started attaching labels with costs to their goods, and invented the price tag.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 26, 2018

If you ever feel like you wrote a bad tweet just remember that Kanye lost 9 million followers in 30 minutes after endorsing trump

— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) April 25, 2018

The expiration date on bottled water is actually not for the water, it's for the bottle.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 26, 2018

I hate customer service lines that ALWAYS say, every time you ring (at any time in the day)… "sorry we are experiencing unusual call volumes".

No! You are experiencing normal call volumes you just don't resource your helpline adequately.

— Martin Lewis (@MartinSLewis) April 26, 2018

Amber Rudd says she regrets not grasping the scale of the Windrush scandal until it directly threatened her job.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) April 26, 2018

If he comes to London, President Trump will experience an open and diverse city that has always chosen unity over division and hope over fear. He will also no doubt see that Londoners hold their liberal values of freedom of speech very dear.

— Sadiq Khan (@SadiqKhan) April 26, 2018

Current state of my inbox:

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— Neil Cremins (@ncremins) April 26, 2018

“We should definitely organise something soon!” – Translation: See you at the next wedding

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) April 28, 2018

So it was true after all#Abba reunites pic.twitter.com/Pvh3sbuZJU

— Jonny Geller (@JonnyGeller) April 27, 2018

Uber has just announced its newest tier: UberEntourage pic.twitter.com/7KWVX2GXrp

— Mike Kalenderian (@ItsMikeKay) April 27, 2018

Gove's 'oh you actually expect Ministers to be competent and read documents sent to their office do you like that's their job' defence of Amber Rudd on #R4today setting the Tory bar for clutching at straws this morning very high.

— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) April 28, 2018

Brexit latest: Outrage as people who voted to abolish free movement discover that abolishing free movement means movement will no longer be free. pic.twitter.com/IUdUINeuLM

— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) April 27, 2018

Since a commercial passenger jet flies slower than the Earth’s rotation, planes travelling West forwards are technically travelling East backwards.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 27, 2018

Morning Twitter ! It’s Friday !! 👍😊😘🍻☕️👋🍾 pic.twitter.com/iIw0Twar5j

— The Dad Joke Man (@DadJokeMan) April 27, 2018

#ABBA is the only palindromic band to have had a song in the UK charts that is also a palindrome – SOS.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 27, 2018

I’ve never been superstitious about bad things happening on Friday 13th.
Until now. pic.twitter.com/CwQ2XJM9vL

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) April 26, 2018

I honestly thought this was a joke… https://t.co/78qWnYhoUc

— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) April 26, 2018

It's the news you've all been waiting for… #SewingBee is coming back to @BBCTwo! Apply to be one of our sewers: https://t.co/GzOzl2SlMS pic.twitter.com/xeTByDYC9E

— Sewing Bee (@sewingbee) April 25, 2018